just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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