1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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