Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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