He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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