yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
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