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I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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