do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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