I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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