So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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