Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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