pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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