call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
The adults are the big ones right?
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