oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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