Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
i am craving dick and cupcakes
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