so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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