Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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