So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
