and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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