He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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