Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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