Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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