I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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