big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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