He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Randomize
