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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.

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  How was it?

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  Fantastic, but that's not the point.

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• (416): View more from Ontario

  Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.

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• (+64): View more from New Zealand

  And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair

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  Strong work

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.

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• (352): View more from Florida

  We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.

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• (228): View more from Mississippi

  I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away

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