I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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