Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
You're like the curious george of whores
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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