hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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