white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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