Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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