normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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