i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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