We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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