So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Randomize
