Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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