Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
These tits shall not be calmed
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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