Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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