Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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