just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Randomize
