Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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