I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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