If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
my shit smells like andre
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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