You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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