school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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