Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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