It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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