big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
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