Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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