i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Randomize
