why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Randomize
