Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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