I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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