what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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