You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Randomize
