Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
